Here in my car, I can paint all the doors. It's the only way.

It's nearly a Gary Numan quote yeh? So zip it. I'm sick of dull car colours and no imagination - too many reds, blues, whites, greens - it's a wheelbox, at least give it some personality! I named my car Jezebella and painted her a shade of ironic blue. Now she purrs along as I drive her to despair (just off the A34). I didn't use your typical 'proper' car paint - no, I used Crayola paints. It does mean that when it rains, the paint tends to mix but I think that makes it even better; almost like a different car with every drive, yeh? Plus you create a psychedelic trail on the road behind you. Unfortunately I do not have a picture of my cherished Ford Fiesta as my camera was destroyed in a gorilla incident at Whipsnade Zoo, so I've done a quick representation of how it actually looks now; take it with a pinch of salt, it's modern art yeh? In my eyes, cars are like a big moving canvas with wheels, so you should just experiment and go for it - shun the convention, grab your paintbrush and fly free.