Colour your office with escape

Do you work in an office? I used to as well until I discovered the beauty of paint. Now my office isn't an office - it's an experience. I didn't paint it one single colour either - I channelled Pollock and went well Jackson on the walls, ceiling and floor. It took about 4 days and left one of my workers hospitalised but it was totally worth it and he's fine now anyway. Just scoot down on your wheel to the nearest paint merchant, buy the finest liquid gold you can and get wicked on the walls. People will think you're King Midas and your workers will think it's amazing. I remember seeing an office in Manhattan that must have nicked my clever design. Just get down to our Euston office (come in whenever you want, just e-mail me) and bask in the glory of our design.  You can even sleep here if you want. No pets or DSS. I am the leading office artist in the office and can guide you with any advice you might need - I am currently writing an advice book on the subject, but due to my rejection of paper and technology, progress is slow, to say the least.

A boring conventional office. Booooooo.